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A Mexican, Pakistani, kwaye i-i-american basemazweni efanayo bar. Xa Mexican finishes yakhe beer, lowo throws yakhe glass emoyeni, pulls ngaphandle yakhe pistol, kwaye shoots i glass ukuba amaqhekeza aye. Athi, ‘Kwi-Mexico, bethu glasses zinje cheap kengoko kufuneka ukusela kunye efanayo enye kabini.’ I-Pakistani ngokuqinisekileyo impressed ngalo, drinks yakhe non-utywala beer, throws it kwi zezulu, pulls ngaphandle yakhe AK, kwaye shoots i glass ukuba amaqhekeza aye. Athi, ‘Kwi-Arab Ehlabathini, sibe ke kakhulu intlabathi ukwenza glasses ukuze sibe awuyidingi ukusela kunye efanayo enye kabini noba.’ I-i-american, elihle njengokuba cucumber, picks phezulu yakhe beer, downs ngayo omnye gulp, throws i glass kwi zezulu, whips ngaphandle yakhe, kwaye shoots i-Mexican kwaye Pakistani. Catching yakhe glass, ukumisela ngayo kwi bar, kwaye ubizo lwakho kuba refill, athi, ‘eamerika sino ngoko ke, abaninzi mthethweni immigrants ukuze sibe akunayo ukusela kunye efanayo okkt kabini.’ Yintoni aye Davy Crocket athi akubona bonke Mexicans uyasebenza ngakulo alamo? Abo ilungisiwe ithe ngqo. Yintoni Ufuna Ukufumana Xa Ufuna Emnqamlezweni a Mexican angeliso Octopus? Andiyazi, Kodwa Ke Unako Ngokuqinisekileyo Chonga Lettuce Kutheni na Mexicans Ngoko ke Ngokukhawuleza kwi Kweenyawo Zabo. Ngenxa Yokuba Ukuchitha Yabo Yokuqala Ithoba Iinyanga Dodging Coat Hangers. Kwakukho Colombian, Mexican kwaye i-i-american kwi boat. I-Mexican ubona Colombian phoselani a ikofu bean overboard njengoko yena uhamba phezu ngumthetho. ‘Kutheni nento yokuba kufuneka phoselani i-ikofu bean phezu.’ icela Mexican. ‘Ngenxa sino zininzi kakhulu kwilizwe lethu’. Zingaphi cops nomgangatho ofikelelwayo ukuba arrest a Mexican? Isibhozo. Omnye ukuzithwala kuye, kuphumla ukuba ukuzithwala yakhe oranges. Omtsha lofundo-nzulu kubunzululwazi ityhila ukuba Uyesu wayeyindoda Mexican: — wazalwa ngowe-a barn — wahamba jikelele rhoqo wearing tyhila-flops — Ukuba yena zange aye nantoni na, yayiyeyona mmangaliso Kutheni na Mexicans ngoko ke elifutshane. Ngenxa yokuba xa sukuba. young, abazali babo, ndithi, ‘Xa ufuna kukhula kufuneka ufumane umsebenzi’ Ntoni ufumane xa ufuna emnqamlezweni a Chicano kwaye pollock. I-kid abo yokutshiza paints igama lakhe kwi lesixokelelwane ikhonkco fence. Kungani Mexicans Chonga e Zabo Isisu Amaqhosha Xa Zabo Amacwecwe Ingaba Ucocekile? Abazithandayo i-Emva-Sangokuhlwa Lint. Ingaba i-Mexican ukulungiselela Uhambo kwi-Alaska? Yena Packs A Zintandathu -Pack kwimeko Yena Sele Bemkile Umyalezo kwi-Snow. Yaye Ufuna Ukuva Malunga Mexican Terrorist Wathumela Ukuvuthuzela Phezulu Imoto? Yena Burned Emlonyeni Wakhe ngomhla Tailpipe. Kwenzeka ntoni xa Mexican kwaye i-isi-indonesian yenza baby? Imoto thief abo andinaku drive ngu kuzalwa. Ngoko ke, Mexican throws a Taco overboard. Ndibona lento i-american ucela ‘kutheni yaye ufuna phoselani ukuba Taco overboard.’. I-Mexican Iimpendulo ‘ngenxa sino zininzi kakhulu kwilizwe lethu’. Ngoko ke, i-american picks i-Mexican phezulu kwaye throws kuye overboard. I-mnyama guy, mhlophe guy, Mexican guy baba eying a zinokuphathwa chick ukusuka kuwo i-bar. Yena izaziso kwabo ukhangela kwi kwayo, ngoko ke yena uhamba phezu phezulu kubo. Yena uthi, ndifuna indoda lonto ebukekayo. Sebenzisa amazwi LIVER kwaye CHEESE kwindawo enye isivakalisi. ‘Omnyama guy uyaya mna ndiyakuthanda ukutya liver kwaye cheese. ‘Emhlophe guy uyaya ndithanda cook liver kwaye cheese. ‘Mexican guy uyaya phezulu ukuze kubekho inkqubela kwaye ixelela i-guys Liver yedwa, cheese zam.’ Kungani Mexican abantwana bahamba jikelele esikolweni njenge kokuba owakhe indawo? Ngenxa yabo dads wakha ngayo kwaye zabo mom coca kuyo. Kutheni ungavumeli Mexicans kuba ukukhangela ii-akhawunti. Ke kakhulu nzima ukuze kutshizwe cofa igama lakho kwi abancinane umgca. Kungani Baya Usebenzisa Mexicans Endaweni Laboratory Rats kwi-Experiments Ngoku? Mexicans Breed Ngokukhawuleza kwaye uza Musa Get Ngoko ke Iqhotyoshelwe Kubo. Ukusebenzisa loluntu elithile, kufuneka umi kunye yokugcina nokuphatha i data yakho ngalo kwiwebhusayithi

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